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March 17 in Wilma’s World

17 March 2010


When a beagle's nose is flapping,
The world's a smelly place,
Because a beagle's nose is all
there is to a beagle's face.

When a beagle sniffs a cat turd
The world's a great delight.
A beagle loves to sniff stuff
When the moon is high at night.

But when a beagle's feeling peckish
She'll bay for a wee snack
Maybe that's the reason
The shelter won't take her back.

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Category 5 Beagle

2 October 2005

Wilma in September of 2005
Category 5 Beagle

Who would have thought we would have got to "Stan" on the list of names for tropical storms this year?

Is it global warming or what?

I don't know. But we are now within range of having Hurricane Wilma.

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Vs. the Untumpable Dish

11 April 2005

Wilma examines the new dog dish
Untumpable?

The new red dish has a broad base and a rounded lip. Is it any match for the Tump Master?

Evidently not.

dog dish turned over and kibble scattered
Success!

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Five Years’ Service

27 March 2005

Wilma, the beagle, at five years of age.
Wilma

Wilma celebrated five years of service or captivity (depending upon who you ask) quietly Sunday. The carob-and-peanut-butter dog cookies she was awarded did not seem to impress her particularly, but letting her think she was stealing them seemed to improve her opinion of them.

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Ban Vacuumlar Devices!

14 March 2005

People don't realize how dangerous vacuumlar devices (or as the President might say "vacuumular devices") are!

upright vacuum cleaner
Vacuumlar Device

There are no peaceful uses for vacuumlar devices! They are very dangerous. For example: they can eat loose kibble! Please join me in yelping at any vacuumlar device you may see in operation. Ban vacuumlar devices now!

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